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Too Funny!
08/20/2007 12:55:35 / just chillin'
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE
drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of
your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips
and
you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a
two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you started it. 
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