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Classes 4 Men & Women
03/18/2007 09:01:50 / high
- NEW EVENING CLASSES!!! ALL ARE WELCOME!
- CLASSES FOR MEN ... Starting this month!
- Note:
due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents,each
course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.
- Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays.......Step by step with slide presentation.
- Topic 2. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders?.........Round-table discussion.
- Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor....... Pictures and explanatory graphics.
- Topic 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink?....... Examples on video.
- Topic 5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other........ Helpline and support groups.
- Topic
6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right
place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming........
Open forum.
- Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health........ Graphics and audio tape.
- Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost......Real-life testimonials.
- Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?........ Driving simulation.
- Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife...... On-line class and role playing.
- Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion.......Relaxation exercises,meditation and breathing techniques.
- Topic
12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays,anniversaries,
other important dates and calling when you're going to be late........
- Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
- CLASSES FOR WOMEN...Starting this month!
- Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
- 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
- 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
- 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
- 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
- 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
- 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
- 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
- 8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
- 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
- 10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
- 11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
- 12. Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha)
- 13. Advanced Parking: Parking Into a Space
- 14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
- 15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
- 16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
- 17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
- 18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
- 19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
- 20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
- 21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have
- 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
- 23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
- 24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
- 25. TV Remotes: Mens only
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