why Eddie Murphy might end up paying for Mel B's baby Brown

By: Dude01 Mood: don't know yet Date: 04/03/2007 11:59:17 Music: None

News is coming in that former Spice gal, Mel B aka Scary Spice (31), has just given birth to a beautiful girl.

Apparently her water broke yesterday in the evening and she was rushed to a hospital in Santa Moinca, CA where she gave birth at midnight.

The baby hasn't been named yet, but apparently she's going by the name of "Baby Brown".

Spice B, had claimed last year that Comedian Eddie Murphy was the father but Eddie Murphy was quick to deny the claims and insisted on a paternity test.

Funny thing is, Eddie Murphy's birthdate? April 3, 1961.

Baby Brown's birthdate? April 3, 2007.

Is this a way for her to get paid? Is the money from Spice Girls fame finished and she wants more?

I think Mel B just wants to get paid and I think her plan might just work.

First off, she already has another daughter. Eight year old Phoenix Chi.

Eddie Murphy should have followed the cardinal rule:

Do not date a single mom if you don't want kids. Why? She's already got kids with another man!

She has a history of bearing kids. What makes you think she won't entrap you by bearing your kids?

If you absolutely have to bang a single mom, coz she's so hot and you got no game to go after a hotter younger chick (Mel B is 31 years old, Eddie) then make sure you follow rule number 2:

Wear a damn condom! And make sure she's practicing birth control. There's more than 10 birth control methods in the market today, Come on Eddie!

Rule number 3: If you got money and you got fame and you got power (e.g. Eddie Murphy) then absolutely don't have sex with a single mom if you don't want kids.

Somebody's gonna pay for that kid.

Chances are, it might be you Eddie.