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Classes 4 Men & Women
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By:
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Dude01
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Mood:
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high
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Date:
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03/18/2007 09:01:50
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Music:
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snoop dogg
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- NEW EVENING CLASSES!!! ALL ARE WELCOME!
- CLASSES FOR MEN
... Starting this
month!
- Note:
due to the complexity and level of difficulty of
their contents,each
course will accept a maximum of eight participants
each.
- Topic
1. How to fill ice-cube trays.......Step by step
with slide presentation.
- Topic 2. Lavatory
paper rolls: do they grow on the
holders?.........Round-table
discussion.
- Topic 3: Differences between
the laundry basket and the floor....... Pictures
and explanatory graphics.
- Topic 4. The
after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they
levitate and fly into the kitchen sink?.......
Examples on video.
- Topic 5. Loss of
identity: losing the remote to your significant
other........ Helpline and support
groups.
- Topic
6. Learning how to find things, starting with
looking in the right
place instead of turning the house upside down
while screaming........
Open forum.
- Topic 7. Health watch:
bringing her flowers is not harmful to your
health........ Graphics and audio
tape.
- Topic 8. Real men ask for directions
when lost......Real-life
testimonials.
- Topic 9. Is it genetically
impossible to sit quietly as she parallel
parks?........ Driving simulation.
- Topic
10. Learning to live: basic differences between
mother and wife...... On-line class and role
playing.
- Topic 11. How to be the ideal
shopping companion.......Relaxation
exercises,meditation and breathing
techniques.
- Topic
12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering
birthdays,anniversaries,
other important dates and calling when you're
going to be late........
- Cerebral shock
therapy sessions and full lobotomies
offered.
- CLASSES
FOR WOMEN...Starting this
month!
- Women
think they already know everything, but
wait...training courses are now available for
women on the following subjects:
- 1.
Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has
Gone Before
- 2. The Undiscovered Side of
Banking: Making Deposits
- 3. Parties: Going
Without New Outfits
- 4. Man Management:
Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The
Game
- 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need
Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
- 6.
Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
- 7.
Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort,
not the First
- 8. Communication Skills II :
Thinking Before Speaking
- 9. Communication
Skills III: Getting What you Want Without
Nagging
- 10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill
You CAN Acquire
- 11. Telephone Skills: How
to Hang Up
- 12. Introduction to Parking
(hahahahahahaha)
- 13. Advanced Parking:
Parking Into a Space
- 14. Water Retention:
Fact or Fat
- 15. Cooking I: Bringing Back
Bacon, Eggs and Butter
- 16. Cooking II:
Bran and Tofu are Not for Human
Consumption
- 17. Cooking III: How not to
Inflict Your Diets on Other People
- 18.
Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
- 19.
PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
- 20.
Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
- 21. Classic
Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already
Have
- 22. Household Dust: A Harmless
Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
- 23.
Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All
Together
- 24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs
Both
- 25. TV Remotes: Mens
only
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